Salsa Guaguanco
Should the US bomb Guyana and India for Political reasons?
So I finally talked to this girl and we’re hanging out now, nice and beautiful girl. But this Guyanese Curry-Muncher who looks like a f*cking terrorist is trying to take her away from me! They’ve been hanging out for a while now but they aren’t going out. I saw her trying to teach Abdul-packie-terrorist-curry-eating-guya… how to dance to Salsa, and he’s HORRIBLE. My Puerto Rican princess doesn’t deserve some Pendejo Hindu-terrorist who can’t dance to Guaguanco. How would her family react if she brought some Hindu azzhole who can’t do simple Puerto Rican things? I think her parents would much rather have me, a Dominicano be her boyfriend. What’s the difference between a Dominican and a Puerto Rican? The way they pronounce their R’s.
Should the US bomb India/Guyana so that me and my girlfriend can be in peace and talk about the similarities between Mofongo and Mangu?
thats racist but im rolling on the floor laughing so hard i think i pooped in my pants!!!!!!!!!!
Joey Pastrana – Salsa y Guaguancó
