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Re: a Barbara Walters interview with ADAM LAMBERT ,can you write a story that includes 5 of these lines?
Adam is the one who will most likely be the AMERICAN IDOL, this year.
1. Oh, HIM….Uh…..Not worried.
2. Excuse me please…..(He yells over his shoulder) TELL CAPITIOL RECORDS I”LL GET BACK TO THEM WHEN I HAVE A MOMENT !!
3. Yes. What of it?
4. I feel impelled to ask you this question:__________________?
5. My muse, as always, is ________.
6. Pitchy. Karaoke……But not bad for someone with limited talent.
7. The information that I’m about to tell you must not leave this room.
8. An android, maybe.
9. I will have ______ in my life. And ________. And above all else, I will have ________.
10. I don’t know. It’s a mystery.
BONUS: He/she reminds me of Walt Disney’s version of __________.
Silva and Sunny, two pimples faced teenage groupies stood outside the studio snapping their gum and shivering as they teeter-tottered on their “wedgie stiletto’s” waiting for Adam Lambert to show for his interview.
Silva had started singing to try and stay warm and had thought she sounded quite good until Sunny had murmured…in her best Randy Jackson impersonation,
“That was rather pitchy and MAD karaoke, DAWG……but not bad for someone with limited talent”
As Silva laughed, Barbara Walters had arrived and glanced speculatively towards the two but they didn’t recognize her without her make-up on!
Sunny squinted her eyes as she passed.
“Was that….could that have been….Barbara Walters??”
Silva smirked.
“NAH!! Looked more like an android, maybe from the planet ‘Geriatron’….. in fact… she reminded me of Walt Disney’s version of Cruella…HAHAHA!!!!
Sunny glared at her.
“YOU, my dear, are not getting any younger yourself…in fact I think I see a crow’s foot”
While Silva gasped and searched for her compact, Adam arrived, and with him a group of paparazzi and reporters!
Eye Witness News reporter Rosanna Scato pushed ahead and cornered Adam.
“I feel impelled to ask you this question:
“Are you in fact the reincarnation of Elvis Presley?”
Adam flashed his pearly whites and smiled.
“Well…. The information that I’m about to tell you must not leave this room”
He leaned down towards the mike and was about to say more when a streak of yellow bloomered figure darted out from the side.
The paparazzi started frantically snapping pics and momentarily the attention was off of Adam which he definitely did NOT appreciate!!
“ Uh… Excuse me please….. (He yelled over his shoulder) TELL CAPITIOL RECORDS I”LL GET BACK TO THEM WHEN I HAVE A MOMENT!!”
The paparazzi and reporters were in a frenzy trying to grasp both the streaker and Adam’s news at the same time.
So….. I am sure you are wondering what happened………….
Well…I don’t know. It’s a mystery, but what I DO know is that Adam Lambert was seen leaving with two ladies…and one of them was wearing yellow bloomers!!!
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ANIMALS AS LEADERS (interview) on CAPITAL CHAOS 2010
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