Hey Girl
Hey Guys, Do Not Get Carried Away With Fashion
Guys, don’t get carried away with fashion. Leave it to the girls. If that sounds sexist, then so be it, but the fact is, you’re not genetically programmed for style or taste – they are!
Having said that, there is one area of fashion where men seem to do alright. That’s in the area of wristwatches. Men are watch fetishists, just like women are shoe fetishists. That seems to make them good at choosing watches.
A watch does much more than tell the time. It tells the world a whole story about you. Let’s take a men’s sport watch, for example. If a guy is wearing a waterproof watch, that suggests he’s into water sports. Look closely and you can tell whether or not he’s really into water sports or is just a poser. If you know he’s not a millionaire but he’s wearing an expensive one, he’s a poser. No real surfer or sailor would wear an expensive watch in the water. It’s too risky.
A leather watch is a thing of beauty. Amazingly, most men seem to have an innate sense of which color and style of leather wristwatch suits them best. While the limited choices (black or brown band, silver or gold face) make their decision easier, they need to be given credit for, nine times out of ten at least, making the right decision.
Not so when it comes to shoes! Men are awful when it comes to choosing the appropriate footwear for the occasion. How could anyone think that wearing an old pair of leather brown boots would be a good idea for Sunday brunch at an elegant cafe? Do those men who do that think they’re impressing anybody with their machismo? They’re not – the things just look bad!
Believe it or not, it is possible to make an even worse choice than old boots for Sunday brunch. Some men think that because it’s Sunday, they have a right to be ultra-casual and wear cheap flip-flops to a nice restaurant. Guys, your wife or girlfriend is going to die of shame if you announce your arrival with the plop! plop! of your flip flops!
We won’t even go into the matter of clothing here. It’s just lucky that most men are so conservative. If you’re a man and you blend in with your work environment, it’s much better than if you stand out. Men who decide to lash out and try something different risk losing their jobs, their friends and maybe even their wives.
Stick with choosing your own watches guys – it’s safer. Let the girls have the fashions. They know what they’re doing.
Wiz Khalifa-Hey Girl
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