Dave Davies
Wanna play some classic Rock guitar blank vs blank? This one ain’t easy!?
Alex Lifeson vs David Gilmour
Ritchie Blackmore vs Steve Howe
Eddie Van Halen vs Randy Rhoads
Duane Allman vs Hendrix
Mark Knopfler vs Brian May
Joe Perry vs Jack White
Rory Gallagher vs Jeff Beck
Ry Cooder vs. Johnny Winter
Robin Trower vs Carlos Santana
Jerry Garcia vs Frank Zappa
Clapton vs. Page
Tony Iommi vs. Kirk Hammett
Slash vs. John Frusciante
Robert Fripp vs John McLaughlin
Keith Richards vs George Harrison
Dave Davies vs Robby Krieger
Pete Townshend vs Mick Taylor
Ugh! I don’t know most of these people!! This looks like a job for…GOOGLE!!!!
(scrolls….scrolls…clicks back…scrolls…scrolls…clicks back…Ugh, this might take awhile, DAMNIT!)
Alex Lifeson…rush okay, David Gilmour….Pink Floyd….
David Gilmour…
Ritchie Blackmore…Deep Purple…Steve Howe…Yes..
Ritchie Blackmore..
Eddie Van Halen, I know that one..Van Halen, duh…Randy Rhoads..Ozzy Osbourne and Quiet Riot…
Eddie Van Halen
Duane Allmann..allmann brothers?….Hendrix…
Hendrix
Mark Knopfler…Dire Straits…and everyone from Weird Al to Eric Clapton..Brian May..Queen..
Oh, this is tough, actually..
Brian May, because he got to work with Freddie Mercury 
Joe Perry…Aerosmith?…Jack White..The White Stripes and Raconteurs…
Man, that’s hard…
Joe Perry, man
Rory Gallagher…Whatever…Taste? Solo? who cares… Jeff Beck…Beck
Jeff Beck, yes.
Ry Cooder…collaborated w/ Rolling Stones…he has a weird name…Johnny Winter..wait, is that the blind guy who plays the guitar on his lap?…(checks) No, he’s the brother of the dude who made the song Frankenstein…Albino, though…that’s pretty sweet…
By the lack of pigmentation in his hair follicles and skin…Johnny Winter!
Robin Trower..Never heard of him…Who ARE THESE PEOPLE?!….Carlos Santana…Santana?
Carlos Santana, then.
Jerry Garcia..Who is that? I know Frank Zappa, cuz he has a kid named Moon Unit LOL, Uh…Jerry Garcia w/ Grateful Dead, but Frank Zappa was with like, 35 of his own bands…and both did like drugs..it comes down to, who had the crazier names for their kids?
Frank Zappa did, so I pick him.
Clapton vs. Page…not even gonna debate.
Clapton.
Tony Iommi…Black Sabbath…cool…Kirk Hammett…Metallica..okay..
Kirk Hammett, even though I hate Metallica
Slash vs. John Frusciante
Slash, because he doesn’t have a last name I can’t pronounce…plus he’s good
Robert Fripp…King Crimson…never heard of it…John McLaughlin
John McLaughlin…
Keith Richards..uh I know this one!!…no I don’t. (checks) Rolling Stones..Oh God he looks SO old!!…George Harrison..Wait, it rings a bell!!…The Beatles? (checks) Yes! Score one for ME!
George Harrison, hands donwn
Dave Davies..The Kinks?..Okay..Robby Krieger..The Doors? Nice..
Robby Krieger, because Doors beats Kinks any day.
and LASTLY!!!
Pete Townshend…The Who? Cool!..Mick Taylor…Rolling Stones..Bob Dylan..
Pete Townshend…
There! I’m done! Never do that ever again!!
(Dave Davies)THE KINKS – DEATH OF A CLOWN
