Blue Record

Can I play the blue ray disk on my record player?
Obviously video won’t work as my record player isnt’ hooked up to some plasma dohicky, but I’d like to listen to movies with the best audio quality available. So, how can i play them blue rays on my record playing device? I also have a sonograph if that helps. And yes, I asked the same question when cd’s came out, but I hear these blue rays are not only blue but also full of rays which must be super advance science technology and possibly magic, right?
You can’t. The hole in the middle of the Blu-ray disc is too wide and I haven’t seen an adapter yet. But if you find one, make sure you put the Disc sunny-side up!!
( If you try to play it funny or “smart” you are not.)
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